1. dolphinboy420:

    hey girl are u from china because im china get the hell away from you

    (Source: bluelava3, via reillyconlon)

  3. omgbuglen:


    So I finally caught him in the act of escaping

    Did you really think that flimsy wire cage would contain his laser eyes? Consider yourself lucky he didn’t melt you instead.

    (via reillyconlon)

  4. tinalikesbutts:

    OH NO


    (via reillyconlon)


  5. roughness:

    tune in tonight for another episode of “is he cute or just tall? am I lowering my standards out of desperation? am I doomed to roam the earth as a lonely, unloved wretch for eternity? would I fuck a 30 year old? would I fuck a broke 30 year old?”

    (via katharinemc)

  6. 1-800-paradise:

    Ancient ruins

    (Source: tropunkal, via reillyconlon)


    1. kevin feige: believe me, i'd like for black panther and captain marvel to get movies, really i would
    2. kevin feige: but what can i do
    3. kevin feige: i'm just the marvel studios president of production

  7. deletes:

    I have the talent of getting tired without doing anything

    (via whovianpotterlocked)


  8. kagezukami:

    share a coke with the indescribable, omnipresent feeling of dread in the pit of your stomach

    (Source: eva-420, via whovianpotterlocked)